“There you are at last! I’ve been expecting you. Not you personally, but your type.
The kind who needs press releases before letting me burst into their life. I don’t have any of those, because a press release is a literary brothel where every sentence tries to ingratiate itself and none of them deliver on their promises. No, I won’t make a diagnosis. That will automatically follow from when you stop laughing. Will it be funny? Wrong question. Entertainment is what you get when you don’t expect anything better. Expect something better. Book an appointment quickly. Not because I say so, but because you’re still reading.”

Aida Loos is back, and this time with a couch. After the huge success of her satirical column “freudloos,” the self-proclaimed great-great-granddaughter of Sigmund Freud brings her therapy session to the stage and analyzes what really breaks us. Spoiler alert: Everything.

All at once.

(Source: globe.wien)