Simon Stäblein

"An absolute outrage"

Simon Stäblein's new show is an absolute outrage. Just like this text! Because the longer you read this text, the more you realize that it doesn't actually provide any real information. It's just text for the sake of having something here—because something has to be here! And even this pointless text wasn't written by AI, but by a bored Simon Stäblein. But maybe Simon isn't even human, but an absolute outrage?!

And if you're already getting worked up about this, you'd better not even bother watching the show.

For everyone else—let's f*cking go!

(Source: globe.wien)